1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,385 I live to survive another heartache 2 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:13,181 I live to survive another mistake 3 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:16,059 I live to survive� 4 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:18,686 Look, I know it wasn't the best Thanksgiving, 5 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,355 but Nico is going to be fine. 6 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:23,066 Yeah. He's my baby boy. 7 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,151 He's 21, Dad. 8 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:28,571 Yeah, but he's sensitive. He's not tough and brawny like you. 9 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:29,697 "Brawny"? 10 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:32,075 Look, don't worry about me or this family. 11 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:36,704 You go have fun, study hard, find a boyfriend, be young. 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,457 Okay. I love you. 13 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,542 Are you sure you're good to drive? 14 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,586 I don't know. We'll see. 15 00:00:43,962 --> 00:00:44,962 I think so. 16 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,463 Goodbye, pumpkin. 17 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:49,384 Another mistake 18 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,344 Another heartache� 19 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,762 Be careful of your back there, Dad. 20 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,138 - I'm fine, Carol. - All right. 21 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,933 My God. Whitney. Hi. How was your Thanksgiving? 22 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,016 Really good. 23 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,269 Wait, did you guys drive here from Arizona? 24 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:01,896 Isn't that a long trip? 25 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:04,315 Yeah, it's 39 hours, and it felt like a lot more. 26 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:08,027 Yup. Ended up costing $1,500 in gas and hotels, 27 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,154 and we got into a couple of really bad arguments. 28 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,990 I wouldn't change a thing. 29 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,199 - Hi. - Hi. 30 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,909 Oh, my goodness. How is your family? 31 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:16,911 Good. We adopted a dog. 32 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,788 My mom thought it would help her approval ratings. 33 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,456 It did not. She returned it. 34 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,418 She is an amazing woman. I always defend her to my buddies. 35 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,878 - Dad! - Honey, we should head out. 36 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,964 - I gotta work in the morning. - In Arizona? 37 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,133 Yeah. We're gonna try not to stop. Bye, sweetie. 38 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:31,801 - Okay. Bye. Drive safe. - Love you. 39 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,344 - Love you. - I love you, pinochle. 40 00:01:33,428 --> 00:01:35,013 Watch me, I'm back on my feet� 41 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,348 After that long drive, I just really wanna relax. 42 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:38,432 Yeah. 43 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,644 Whitney, Kimberly, I missed you bitches. 44 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:42,812 - Come here. - Hey, Bela. 45 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,148 Sorry, where are your clothes? 46 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,983 Oh, got in about 15 minutes ago. 47 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,068 Got comfortable and made myself some snacks. 48 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,195 My parents are obsessed with me wearing clothes at home. 49 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,614 Totally. Would you mind putting a towel down before you sit on the sofa? 50 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,242 - Why? - Because of your butt. 51 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,744 Oh. 52 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,996 - Leighton, hey. - Welcome back. 53 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,079 Hi, all. 54 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,249 I have an announcement. 55 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,127 - Why are you in your underwear? - For comfort. 56 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:09,881 Okay. Nico got expelled. 57 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,674 - Oh, my God. - What? Are you serious? 58 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,469 Yeah. When Kimberly turned in the stolen test files, 59 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:17,096 the administration started an investigation. 60 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,599 And a bunch of the senior Thetas got kicked out. 61 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,893 The seniors? But they were the hottest ones. 62 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,436 What's Nico gonna do? 63 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,647 Thankfully, my dad was able to make a big donation to Cornell 64 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,149 and got him a spot next semester. 65 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:31,277 And they got him an Audi to try and cheer him up. 66 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,488 Okay. This story is getting less sympathetic. 67 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,865 I'm so sorry. Your brother was gorgeous, 68 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,159 and I'm going to miss seeing his face and body around campus. 69 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,242 Thank you. 70 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:41,954 Are you wearing my underwear? 71 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,038 Just the bra. 72 00:02:43,456 --> 00:02:45,958 Oh! Bottoms too. 73 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:49,212 You got one night only Put your money where your mouth is 74 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,632 If I burst some, I might hurt some� 75 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:54,800 - Kimberly. - Yeah? 76 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,844 Did you tell your parents about losing your scholarship? 77 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:59,096 I couldn't find the right time to mention it to them. 78 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,140 What do you mean? You were in the car for 39 hours. 79 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,683 Yeah. Don't you need a lot of money? 80 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:07,730 Just $42,000 per year, $138,000 total. 81 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:11,734 Seriously? That's like four cars, or five of Leighton's purses. 82 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,528 Dude, I think you need to tell your parents. 83 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:16,656 I can't. It would kill them. I need to figure out a solution on my own. 84 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,366 Solution's right here. 85 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,326 Ask one of these two money-bags for it. Their parents are loaded. 86 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,411 Don't look at me. 87 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:24,080 Leighton's family is way richer than mine is. 88 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,165 We're politician rich. 89 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:30,670 Most of family's wealth is tied up in real estate and several race horses. 90 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:33,506 You guys don't need to make your rich family sound poor. 91 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,758 I would never ask either of you for money. 92 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,760 I got myself into this, and I'll get myself out. 93 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,764 Wait, I got it. If you need extra money, you should sell feet pics on the dark web. 94 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,101 - That's certainly an interesting idea. - Kimberly, no. 95 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:47,645 Just go to the financial aid office and apply for a loan. 96 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,021 No, my plan is better. 97 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,773 You've got long toes, and there's a real market for that. 98 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:51,899 - Stop. - Bela. 99 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:54,610 What? Don't shame me for my good ideas. 100 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,657 Guys, what are we always saying this campus needs? 101 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,742 - Better Wi-Fi? - A decent place to get my eyebrows tinted? 102 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,119 A memorial to Native peoples? 103 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:06,622 No. An all-female comedy magazine. 104 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,083 I'm starting one with some friends. 105 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,627 We're toppling the patriarchy one Top Ten list at a time. 106 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,171 Are magazines a thing anymore? 107 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,049 Ours will mostly be an Instagram presence, a sassy Twitter account, 108 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,510 and a website that we haven't bought the domain for yet. 109 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,095 - It's gonna be huge. - That's so cool. 110 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,805 - Yeah. - Bela, I have to say, 111 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,640 so far, I support this. 112 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,475 Oh! What the fuck? 113 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:27,852 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 114 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,770 Did somebody just hit me with a milk carton? 115 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,814 Man, you just got nailed. 116 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,315 Yeah, that was so fucked up. 117 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:34,525 Yeah, I know. 118 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,277 That must have been really surprising. 119 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,862 Yeah, it was. 120 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,281 So even though you didn't do anything wrong, 121 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,074 something bad still happened to you. 122 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,200 Why are you talking like that? 123 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,744 Yeah. Sounds like the beginning of a parable. 124 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,456 'Cause we're in fucking Theta, and you guys got our charter suspended. 125 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,791 Wait, is that what this is about? The stupid test thing? 126 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,210 Yeah. You narced on us, you narcs. 127 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,837 That stunt you pulled fucked us. 128 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,255 We can't throw parties anymore. 129 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,632 So you threw a fucking milk at me? 130 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:01,385 - This sweater cost $800. - What? 131 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:04,054 You dickheads were the ones cheating, we were just the whistleblowers. 132 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,223 Yeah, and I didn't even do it, all right? It was her. 133 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,559 I am kind of responsible for that. 134 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,644 I know. I meant to hit you, but my aim was off. 135 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,563 It doesn't matter. From now on, 136 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,024 none of you are ever setting foot in Theta again. 137 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:18,944 He took my clementine. 138 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,949 I'm so sorry that happened to you. 139 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,534 I'm used to it. 140 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:28,537 My mom and I have gotten blood thrown on us outside multiple operas. 141 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:31,415 Guys, I can't believe we can't party at Theta anymore. 142 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,627 Who cares about Theta? They can't even throw parties anymore. 143 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,170 We'll just find a new frat to hang with. 144 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,173 Oh, my God. 145 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,925 - What? - Look. 146 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,230 Girls. 147 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,565 Remember not to congregate in the hallways. 148 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:57,649 It's a fire hazard. 149 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,194 These old buildings are tinder boxes, so� 150 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,656 - Thanks, Frude. - See you at the FAF meeting. 151 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,202 Welcome back, my freshthem. 152 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,121 I hope you enjoyed American Thanksgiving, 153 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,290 and I'm relieved so few of you transferred. 154 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,709 I do have exciting news. 155 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:20,172 We have a new student joining us, and he is a climate refugee. 156 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:24,051 Wow, I think it's great that we're taking in a displaced person. 157 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,803 Yeah. Are they from a developing nation? 158 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,304 No. He's from Kansas. 159 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,682 Ah, here he is now. 160 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:34,436 Everyone please give a warm welcome to our climate refugee, Jackson. 161 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,313 Hello. 162 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,816 Wait, you're the climate refugee? You're white. 163 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,067 - Bela! - What the hell? 164 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:44,613 Sweetheart, tell us what happened to you and if you're straight and single. 165 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:46,991 I really don't know how else to say it. 166 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,994 My college dorm was blown away by a category four tornado. 167 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:51,996 Shit. 168 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,372 - Wait, what? - That's terrible. 169 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,250 But, Frude, I think the term "refugee" implies 170 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,876 more of an international displacement. 171 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,338 Kimberly, do not offend my new friend. He's been through enough. 172 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,966 I think climate change is real. 173 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,260 - Yeah. Are you serious? - I didn't say it wasn't. 174 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:10,931 And, speaking of climate change, tomorrow's forecast calls for snow, 175 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:15,102 which brings with it Essex's oldest non-racist tradition, 176 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,687 the Annual Snow Run! 177 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,482 Oh, my God. Is that where we run in the snow in our underwear? 178 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,692 That is correct. 179 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,485 Should we pre-game or wait till we get there? 180 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:26,697 We should absolutely pre-game. The booze in our dorm is way better. 181 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,159 Reminder, underage drinking is illegal and not fun. 182 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:35,080 But what is fun is our next juicy topic, avoiding seasonal depression. 183 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,420 Hey, Kimberly. 184 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,883 Hey, did you buy me a column of gay pride balloons? 185 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,386 Oh, my God, I did. I'm so sorry. 186 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,264 I assumed you told Whitney and Bela over break, 187 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,641 but then you didn't, and I couldn't cancel them. 188 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,604 Did anyone else see them? Have I outed you? Am I bad ally? 189 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,065 No, you're fine. 190 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,232 I'm just disturbed that you think 191 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,068 I'm the kind of gay person who would like that. 192 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,486 Got it. 193 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,405 When you come out to Whitney and Bela, I'll get you a classier balloon tower. 194 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,866 My ideal coming out does not involve balloons. 195 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,576 No balloons at all, please. 196 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,702 Are you gonna tell Bela and Whitney? 197 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:17,039 At some point, probably, but not right now. 198 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:19,792 Well, I'm here for you. 199 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,920 Okay, I gotta go to the financial aid office 200 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,671 to ask for a loan. Wish me luck. 201 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,633 Wait, wearing your Sips uniform? 202 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,093 Yeah. I want them to know I have a job. It's pretty smart, right? 203 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:34,890 Kimberly, banks only give money to people who look like they already have money. 204 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,392 Let me help you. 205 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,144 You're cold as ice 206 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,732 I wanna make you feel real nice 207 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,860 I wanna make you feel� 208 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,362 - Kimberly Finkle? - Here. 209 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,408 I am so psyched for the off-season. 210 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,077 I got hit with a soccer ball so many times, 211 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,954 I think my titties got CTE. 212 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,705 So, what are we gonna do with all our free time? 213 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,834 I'm thinking sleeping till 3:00, and then drinking till the other 3:00. 214 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,752 That's a no for me. My schedule's packed. 215 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,629 Already? How? 216 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,465 Off-season is when we do all the stuff we can't do during soccer. 217 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,675 I'm running for student government. 218 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,094 Have you seen those losers? I'm gonna clean up. 219 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,804 Why would you wanna do that? 220 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,764 Pad that grad school resume, babe. 221 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:18,058 Yeah. I've got basketball. I'm a two-season athlete. 222 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,727 You were just joking about sleeping and drinking all day, right? 223 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:22,937 Yes. 224 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,108 Duh, totally. I've got so much going on. 225 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,192 Let's go. 226 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,827 Well, Ms. Finkle, I think we're gonna be able to get you this loan. 227 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,371 Oh, my God, really? That's such a relief. 228 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,454 I'm happy to help. 229 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 Do you have any questions? 230 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,458 - No. - Actually, yes. 231 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,211 When does the loan start accruing interest, 232 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,462 and is it fixed or variable? 233 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,882 Great questions. Let me just get you this pamphlet. 234 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,176 Oh, wow. 235 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,262 Everyone in here looks so happy. 236 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,889 Kimberly, they're print models. I've seen that girl in a NuvaRing ad. 237 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,851 Can you at least walk us through the payback structure? 238 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,895 Well, with a loan your size, 239 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:06,898 you'd be paying about $900 a month for the next 30 years. 240 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,443 But with auto pay, 241 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,611 it's like you don't even know the money is leaving your account. 242 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,406 You're gonna be paying this back until you're 50. 243 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:18,201 The pay-off age is actually late-60's on average. 244 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,412 I don't have any other options. 245 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,080 I'd like to go ahead with the loan. 246 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,000 Wonderful. Let's get you that shmoney. 247 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,753 I'm just gonna go grab the paperwork for your parents to co-sign. 248 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:28,837 No. 249 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,214 I mean� 250 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,425 What if that's not an option? 251 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,970 I'm sorry, but a co-signer is kind of a non-negotiable. 252 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,183 Then I don't think I can do this. 253 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:42,725 Thanks for your time. 254 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,231 Welcome, funny ladies of Essex. 255 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,985 We're so happy you're interested in joining our school's first-ever 256 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,654 female-only comedy magazine. 257 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,617 I know what you're thinking. 258 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,827 Will it be hard to do this without a bunch of guys 259 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,538 who steal all their ideas from Conan and SNL? 260 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,123 No, it will not. 261 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,459 If you're in this room, it means you're part of the movement. 262 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,170 Except for that guy, who's doing homework, I think. 263 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,631 We're still working on finding a permanent meeting space. 264 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,175 We're so excited to read your submissions. 265 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,179 In a few short days, some of you lucky ladies will be joining us 266 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,223 in writing our groundbreaking first edition 267 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,558 as one of our newfound comedy sisters. 268 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,647 Holy shit. These girls are unfunny turds. 269 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,064 In a good way? 270 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,275 How would that be in a good way? 271 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,987 Bela, you're overreacting. Some are fine. 272 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,865 Have you read these? This girl wrote a poem about celiac disease. 273 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,369 And this girl just wrote a phrase called "OBGY-LOL." 274 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,578 What does that even mean? 275 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,164 So they have a lot to learn. We'll teach them. 276 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,499 I really need this to work. 277 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,252 I wanna write with writers that are funny, like you and Jo. 278 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,587 - And me. - Sure. 279 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,297 Look, none of us thought we were gonna find 280 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,883 a bunch of amazing and hilarious people right away. 281 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,969 Just be patient, okay? 282 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,804 Okay. 283 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,098 It's not gonna be safe� 284 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,683 Sorry about your loan, Kimberly. 285 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,811 If it makes you feel any better, my new comedy magazine is a disaster. 286 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,105 - Really? Why? - Because they all stink. 287 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,357 I'm worried the Catullan was onto something, 288 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,901 not letting women join until 1994. 289 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:18,613 - Look, I don't know anything about comedy. - So true. So, so true. 290 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,407 But maybe before you throw this all away, 291 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,033 you should talk to someone who's done it before. 292 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,828 - That does seem like good advice. - I have some cool news. 293 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,288 I'm gonna be on the water polo team. 294 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,789 - Really? - What? 295 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,291 I didn't know you played water polo. 296 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,376 I don't, yet. But it seems easy. 297 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,462 Based off a video I watched, I think it's just pool soccer with hands. 298 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,382 And then we can hang out with the water polo guys. 299 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,968 Maybe things are looking up. Ow, my boob! 300 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,971 What the fuck! 301 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,015 Sorry. Not really, though. 302 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,644 Now it's trash, you trash. 303 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,895 Put your clothes on. 304 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,941 Fuck, I gotta ice my boob. 305 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,151 Wait, what is that? 306 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,529 Did you guys hear that? 307 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,286 Oh, my God. Sex noises. 308 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,621 Wait, that's the climate refugee. 309 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,704 That's his room. 310 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,333 I wonder who she is. 311 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,542 Whoever she is, 312 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,044 she's having the time of her life. 313 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,671 They're being so loud. It's literally noise pollution. 314 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,964 - I'm gonna knock. - Don't you dare! 315 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,633 I just want to record a little first. 316 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,932 Bela? 317 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,311 It's 8:15 in the morning. Why are you here? 318 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,394 It's urgent. 319 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,647 How did you find my apartment? 320 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,525 It was a very conscious choice to not tell you where it was. 321 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,111 Look, my new magazine is a disaster. All the applicants suck. 322 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155 Which is why I've decided to immediately give up 323 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,823 and accept my old spot on the Catullan. 324 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,116 Bela's back, you're welcome. 325 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,410 Um, no. 326 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,205 I don't think anyone is gonna be excited to work with the girl 327 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,123 who left and stole all of our good writers. 328 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,250 They left willingly. The Catullan sucked. 329 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,211 You just said you wanted to come back to it. 330 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,796 Fine. Then will you join my magazine? 331 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,216 What can I say that will help you leave my apartment? 332 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,884 What do I do? 333 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,681 Okay, so, you're building a team, right? 334 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,309 So you gotta look at this as your LeBron moment. 335 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,437 This is your chance to put together a super comedy lineup, right? 336 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,981 LeBron didn't just wait for people to come join the team. 337 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,192 He went out and he found Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. 338 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,695 Oh. Got it. Can you put that in not sports terms? 339 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,823 Just find a bunch of funny people. 340 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,783 Cool. 341 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,334 Good morning, ladies. Welcome to water polo try-outs. 342 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,753 We're going to do a scrimmage so I can assess your skill level. 343 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,798 This seems fun. Have you ever played water polo before? 344 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,092 Yep. I've played competitively for eight years. 345 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,470 Yeah. I just started, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be my life now, too. 346 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,223 Also, real quick, what are the rules? 347 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,058 Up, up, up! Let's go! Come on! 348 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,272 Okay. Let's go. Faster. 349 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,775 How are you guys not using your arms to swim right now? 350 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,735 Come on, you got this. 351 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,446 - Which team am I on again? - Let's go. Quickly. 352 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325 Hey, I got it. I'm open. 353 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,744 Transition. 354 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,790 I'm open. 355 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,631 You got knocked out, but I gave you mouth to mouth. 356 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,048 Thanks. 357 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,803 I think I get the rules now. Should I jump back in? 358 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,262 No. 359 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,147 So, how'd it go with the loan? 360 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,523 Honestly, not great. 361 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,817 They said they need my parents to co-sign my loan, 362 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,694 and I can't tell them what happened. 363 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,654 - So, what are you gonna do? - I have an idea. 364 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,991 My cousin got a bunch of money when she was hit by a city bus. Do that. 365 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,744 Actually, I found a super high-paying second job 366 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,370 I can do from my dorm room. 367 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,039 I'm typing up the closed captioning 368 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,709 for a reality show called Sex Paradise: Australia. 369 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,294 - That's a job? - It sure is. 370 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,881 All I have to do is watch an episode, listen very closely, 371 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,132 and type up what they're saying 372 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,800 and the noises they make in the pleasure hut 373 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,261 for 20 frickin' bucks an hour. 374 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,847 That's disgusting. How many episodes are they paying you for? 375 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,766 It's 300 episodes a season. 376 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,102 So if I can find time to transcribe for at least 50 hours a week 377 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:22,315 on top of schoolwork and my Sips job, my finances will be totally taken care of. 378 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,816 That's too much. 379 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,401 You should just tell your mom what happened 380 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,695 - and have her co-sign a loan. - No. I'm gonna go with my thing. 381 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,447 Okay. 382 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,992 I don't have any other interests. 383 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,496 Hey, what would you say is my thing besides soccer? 384 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,957 That you're cool. 385 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,125 And you're pretty. 386 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,587 And you can kind of sing karaoke, but not really. 387 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,298 - Seriously, Canaan. - I don't get what's going on. 388 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,677 I guess I'm feeling lost. 389 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,345 Okay, well, 390 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,305 what do you want to do with your life? 391 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,847 I don't know. 392 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,558 What about you? 393 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,769 I actually have a very detailed ten-year plan 394 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,271 that will hopefully lead me into starting my own hedge fund 395 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,523 that focuses on impact investing. 396 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,526 So I'll basically be helping people while getting very, very rich. 397 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,069 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 398 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,987 I feel like I'm the only person in college 399 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,281 who doesn't have their whole life already figured out. 400 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,450 It kind of sucks. 401 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,455 Well, I know you're going to figure it out because you're smart. 402 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,500 And whatever you put your mind to, you're gonna kill it. 403 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,669 Thank you. 404 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,837 Unless it's water polo. 405 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,006 - I knew you were gonna do that. - Just not that. 406 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,470 Oh, my God, you guys. 407 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,931 Okay. There is so much snow already. 408 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,685 Are we sure this is safe? Do people get boob frostbite? 409 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,563 I don't think so, but it's definitely worth a Google. 410 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566 Okay, so the snow run ends at frat row, 411 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,234 where all the frats will be hosting big parties. 412 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,654 And since Theta's out, I did some comprehensive Instagram stalking 413 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,616 to figure out the next best option. And it is definitely Omega Pi. 414 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,785 Their guys are for sure the hottest, if anyone wants to check. 415 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,203 Is that why my printer is out of ink? 416 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,664 It's 2022, why do you even have a printer? This is on you. 417 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,959 As I was saying, Omega Pi is hosting a huge Winter Underland party. 418 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,044 It's gonna be lit, and we're all going. 419 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,256 Not me. I have to stay home and do some closed captioning. 420 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,674 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 421 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,218 I think this is gonna be my new normal for a while. 422 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,302 All right. 423 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,388 We gotta go, ladies. 424 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,056 Okay. Wait. Can I just say that 425 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,892 all three of us look so fucking hot right now, 426 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,353 and this is gonna one of the best nights of our life? 427 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,813 Oh, my God! 428 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,818 Bela, fuck. Stop. 429 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,570 Fuck! 430 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,863 Jessica has just made 431 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,325 the bloody agonizing decision to dump Braxton. 432 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,077 And now, she deals with the consequences. 433 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,831 It's a game, right? But it's also like finding love. 434 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,667 What the fuck is she saying? 435 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:51,505 �to dump Braxton. And now, she deals with the consequences. 436 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:55,259 It's a game, right? But it's also like finding love. 437 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,818 God damn it. 438 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,528 Can you please keep it down? 439 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,408 Shut up! 440 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,701 Asshole. 441 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,002 Everyone, drink up! We run in two minutes. 442 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,549 - My eyeballs are cold. - Same. 443 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,343 - Hey. - Oh, you're here. 444 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,387 Kimberly! I thought you had to work. 445 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,763 I don't think I can do that job. 446 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,057 Drunk Australian people are so hard to understand, 447 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,267 especially with our neighbor having sex so loud. 448 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,687 You don't have to fix all your problems tonight. 449 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,855 But there is one thing you do have to do. 450 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,775 Exactly. Take off that coat. Let us see those granny panties. 451 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,698 Damn. Underneath all those unstylish clothes, you're hot. 452 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,201 Hell yeah. Congrats on the underwear, glow-up girl. 453 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,619 Everybody ready to run? 454 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,791 Three, two, one. Strip and go. 455 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,134 Move, bitch, I'm fast! 456 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,898 Fuck Theta. Omega Pi is where it's at. 457 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,994 I've never seen this many hot, shirtless men in one place. 458 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,706 I know. I'm taking screenshots, but with my brain, for later. 459 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,584 Same. Except I also took a couple of pictures on my phone. 460 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,752 Oh, see that pack of cis daddies right there? 461 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,421 I can see every single one of their dick shapes. 462 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,008 Homie on the right's got a big old toddler arm in his boxer briefs. 463 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,471 Hey, Lila. Would you ever be interested in writing a listicle 464 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,014 about dick shapes for my comedy magazine? 465 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,142 I don't know what the fuck a listicle is, but, hell yes, bitch, let's do it. 466 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,489 Hey. I'm Sara. 467 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,283 Hey, I'm Kimberly, this is Leighton. 468 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,743 Cool. You wanna dance? 469 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,537 I'm actually just dancing with my friend right now. 470 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,621 Okay. 471 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,751 I was actually gonna go to the bathroom, so I'm gonna go do that. 472 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,880 So, you want a shot? 473 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,050 From the smell of it, I'd say it's shockingly bad tequila. 474 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,218 Mmm. Horrible. 475 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,887 - I'm down. - No. 476 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,181 Let me do it for you. Open your mouth. 477 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:55,940 Um, actually, I'm good. I'm sorry, but I only drink top shelf. 478 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,149 All right. 479 00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,275 Thanks. 480 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,701 - Are my boobs popping out? - No, you're good. 481 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:11,038 I'm trying to make on-purpose nip slips my signature move. 482 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,875 That fucking climate refugee is here! 483 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:19,004 Holy shit, look at him holding that beer. Dude has Marvel arms. 484 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,341 Yeah. Now, I kinda get why that girl was being so loud. 485 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,304 - Hi. It's Jackson, right? - Yeah. 486 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,473 I'm Kimberly. My room is right next to yours. 487 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,517 - Cool. - It's actually not cool. 488 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,560 Because you've been at Essex for three days, 489 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,231 and you're already having the loudest, most performative sex in the world. 490 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,400 For your information, some of the people at this school 491 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,235 have some really important work to do. 492 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,571 And that's hard when you're grunting your head off going like� 493 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,908 On the other side of some very, very thin drywall, okay? 494 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,244 - Are you done? - Yeah, I think so. 495 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,787 Well, just so you know, 496 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,956 it actually kind of sucks sharing a wall with you, too. 497 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,501 What the hell-ass TV show have you been watching so loudly? 498 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:02,047 It's called Sex Paradise: Australia. I didn't know you could hear it. 499 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,132 Oh, I can. 500 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,174 Let me see your phone. 501 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,179 I've already hit my data cap for the month, 502 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,263 so don't go on YouTube. 503 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,224 Here. Now you have my number. 504 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,519 Just shoot me a text if anything on my side of the wall gets too loud. 505 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,400 - Yeah. - Yes, babe. 506 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:30,825 I don't know, man. 507 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,788 The thing is she really doesn't have anything besides soccer, 508 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,540 so I didn't really know what to say. 509 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,709 Boom, let's go. 510 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,711 That's mine. That's all me. Run it back. 511 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,889 Hey, you good? 512 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,307 Yeah, of course I am. 513 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,936 I just threw up in a trophy. 514 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,688 Who wants another shot? 515 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,066 Hey, you are way too wasted to be here. I think I got to take you home. 516 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,693 No. Don't do that. 517 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:05,944 I'm gonna text you later. 518 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,821 Say goodbye, champ. It's time to go. 519 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,990 It tastes like someone puked in my mouth. 520 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,158 Did you guys have fun tonight? 521 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,869 Yeah, we did. Thanks for asking. 522 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,706 Great. Because it'll be the last party you'll ever go to. 523 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,791 - Dude, what is your problem? - Seriously. 524 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,252 Who died and made you king of all the frats? You're a Theta. 525 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,131 These are the girls I was telling you about. 526 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,384 The ones who narced on us. They're a liability, bro. 527 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,470 A liability? More like likability. 528 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,223 We're a damn pleasure to have around. Isn't that right? 529 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,183 Y'all need to get the fuck out. 530 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,939 - We're gonna die. - I'm getting nipple frostbite. 531 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,571 Barring the fact that we got banned from frats last night, 532 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,156 I still think we had a really fun time. 533 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,492 Kimberly got climate refugee's phone number. 534 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,826 For emergencies. 535 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,079 How 'bout you, Leighton? Did you chat up any hotties? 536 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,667 Fine. You're too classy to kiss and tell. I get it. 537 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,928 Actually, there is something that I've been meaning to tell you guys. 538 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:17,891 I'm gay. 539 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,853 Wow, Leighton. That's awesome. 540 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,730 Should we hug? I feel like we should hug. 541 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,899 No, we don't need to hug. 542 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:29,528 Leighton, that's so cool. I'm so shocked. I had no idea. 543 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,530 I guess it's like my gaydar is way off or something. 544 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,823 Kimberly already knew, didn't she? 545 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,453 She's been a really good friend about it, though. 546 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:43,291 She even tried to get me alone with a girl at the party last night. 547 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:47,129 Oh, my God, that girl I saw you talking to. She was so hot. 548 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,212 Yeah. 549 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,427 Yeah, but then I freaked out and got weird, 550 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,470 and she's probably not interested anymore, so� 551 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,641 No way. If you DM'd her right now, I promise you it will be back on. 552 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,560 Slide into her DMs. 553 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,853 - Yeah, message her. - Now, do it. 554 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,105 Slide in. 555 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,606 All right, fine, I'll do it. 556 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,285 I said hi. 557 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,996 Yay! 558 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,622 Yes! 559 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,090 How are you in here? I literally had them change the buzzer code. 560 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,467 I waited for someone to exit. 561 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,430 I just wanted to say thank you for your advice. 562 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,057 I found another super funny writer who I think is gonna be great, 563 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,018 so it really helped. 564 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,313 You came here at 7:45 just for that? 565 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,191 Yeah. Just that. 566 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,114 Giving up my western trouble 567 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,411 Right now 568 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,379 Tell me not to be so subtle 569 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,052 Always want you to be near 570 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,893 Guess you'll know why I'm so tired 571 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,149 Too tired to be cool 572 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:38,573 Guess you'll know why I'm so tired 573 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,539 I want you 574 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:53,171 Never thought I'd miss the struggle 575 00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,050 I don't 576 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,393 Giving all the kids some trouble 577 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:12,983 I just want you to be here